Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 021115 – Chipper Jones Is A Simpleton, Yoga Pants Prison, Santorum Sucks

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Today, Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: moronic Montanan lawmaker wants to jail women for donning yoga pants; longtime Braves player and simpleton, Chipper Jones is a Sandy Hook truth-er; Rick Santorum straight up sucks; Obama is not a Christian…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020315 – Rand Paul Kooky, Glenn Beck Wacky, Randy Quaid Loony

The Crabs cover these stories: Rand Paul is a kook about common core; simpleton GOP’r Thom Tillis is for less government by way of more signs; Glenn Beck doesn’t disappoint in his moron-i-tude regarding anti-vaxxers; corpulent Chris Christie is opting…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020215 – Mike Huckabee aka Simpleton McTubby, Obama Made Bieber De-Boob, Super Bowl 2015

On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…

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CrabDiving – Thu 012915 – Bieber Says Sorry Stupidly, Fox “News” Fails, Huckabee Is Horrendous

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On this episode, the Crabs are reminded that RNWJ loony Bryan Fischer believes gays started the Nazi Party. Plus we learn the following: Justin Bieber, in his stupid vocal fry, baby voice, apologizes for existing; a dead person in North Carolina will tell…

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