Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…
CrabNation Friday brings all the loony headlines from Murica, including the following: Megyn Kelly, Fox-bot that constantly reminds her old, Caucasian viewers that Jesus and Santa are indeed lily-white, is as popular as ever #scary; a student editor of a…
On Thursday, the Crabs check in with Tommy Gimler of the Daily Upper Decker for a run down of the latest atrocities and shenanigans from the wide world of football. We also cover the following headlines: Wisconsin thinks a fee…
On this episode of CrabNation, Ryan calls Pat from the Redneck Riviera as they mull over the following tales of Murica: a dude in Australia goes for a swim and is eaten by a prehistoric man-eating sea monster; Ebola is…
CrabNation covers the following on hump day: Pat Robertson has some loony opinions about medicine; Texas Czar, Rick Perry indicted for 2 felonies #ButI’mWhite; Luis Suarez is being given a fourth chance at not biting while playing soccer #ballgag; a…
On Thursday’s CrabNation, Pat and Ryan cover the following: the Ferguson police continue to abuse the people they’re sworn to protect #teargas; if you’re a reporter in Ferguson, the cops might opt to slam your face into a door #brutality;…