Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 021315 – RWNJ Man-Crushes On Chuck Norris, Obama Pulls A Bush, Faithless Friday

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#Faithless Friday on CrabDiving delivers the following tales of right wing ninn-i-tude: Texas Republican really wants to put Chuck Norris in his mouth; speaking of mouths, a simpleton street preacher in the newly gay-marrying state of Alabama can’t get over…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021215 – Happy Darwin Day, Judge Roy Moore Is A Douche, Ken Ham Is Moronic

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The Crabs celebrate Darwin Day by playing clips from creationist ninny and Christian theme park snake oil salesman, Ken Ham. We also cover these hot topics: dullard Governor Scott Walker journeys from the land of cheese across the pond and pathetically…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021115 – Chipper Jones Is A Simpleton, Yoga Pants Prison, Santorum Sucks

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Today, Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: moronic Montanan lawmaker wants to jail women for donning yoga pants; longtime Braves player and simpleton, Chipper Jones is a Sandy Hook truth-er; Rick Santorum straight up sucks; Obama is not a Christian…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020315 – Rand Paul Kooky, Glenn Beck Wacky, Randy Quaid Loony

The Crabs cover these stories: Rand Paul is a kook about common core; simpleton GOP’r Thom Tillis is for less government by way of more signs; Glenn Beck doesn’t disappoint in his moron-i-tude regarding anti-vaxxers; corpulent Chris Christie is opting…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020215 – Mike Huckabee aka Simpleton McTubby, Obama Made Bieber De-Boob, Super Bowl 2015

On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…

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