CrabNation Monday brings you these headlines: godless millennial types will end RWNJ Murica; Pat Robertson is losing fans in Kenya cuz he suggested their towels have AIDS; non-believer scores 2 mill in a lawsuit and doesn’t have to give it…
The Crabs, along with Comedian Quincy Johnson II, cover the following on Tuesday: a citizen pulls over the fuzz and lets him go with a warning; RWNJ Louie Gohmert explains how Ebola could keep illegals from invading our borders #brightside;…
To wrap up the week, the headlines topic of hurricanes led Ryan & Pat to a lengthy Fabian retrospective and the following stories: dullard Louie Gohmert says Democrats are deploying ebola in a War on Women Nurses; Glenn Beck’s studio is…
Photos and stories of recent Tea Party (and Tea-esque) rallies indicate that they had better start cloning themselves, because many of them will not be around much longer. I think the average age is lower at World War Two veterans’ reunions. So…
Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…
CrabNation Friday brings all the loony headlines from Murica, including the following: Megyn Kelly, Fox-bot that constantly reminds her old, Caucasian viewers that Jesus and Santa are indeed lily-white, is as popular as ever #scary; a student editor of a…