Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 060625 – Popcorn Overdoses Spiked During The Musk v. Trump Slapfest

Popcorn overdoses spiked during the Musk v. Trump slapfest. Man-baby’s vile country club for Nazis in New Jersey was for smacked with 18 health code violations. Creepy Elmo posted memes about Trump’s bogus beautiful bill. Democratic Rep Eric Swalwell trolled…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052325 – Trump Ambushed South Africa’s President With Lies and Unrelated Photos

Trump ambushed South Africa’s President with lies and unrelated photos. Diaper Don’s attempt to block foreign student enrollment from Harvard was thwarted by a judge. Sith Lord of Chase, Jamie Dimon blathered the obvious about Trump’s tariffs. In further obvious…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050525 – Texas GOP Idiots Want To Ban Non-Existent “Furry” Litterboxes In Schools

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Texas GOP idiots want to ban non-existent furry litterboxes in schools. Planes have been falling out of the sky at Newark Airport because MAGA! Shitler ended programs to reduce sudden infant death syndrome. Sith Lord Marjorie Taylor Greene and blotch…

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