Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 121222 – Billionaire Turd Elon Musk Got Booed Bigly At A Dave Chappelle Show

Billionaire turd Elon Musk got booed bigly at a Dave Chappelle show. The tech bro load, who isn’t the richest person on the planet anymore, is also ruining Trump’s 2024 presidential chances by stealing the d-bag spotlight. Treasury Secretary Janet…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120522 – Trump Wants To Terminate The Constitution After Nothingburger Twitter Files

Trump wants to terminate the Constitution after the nothingburger Twitter files. Senator Warnock leads former fake sheriff Walker in the Georgia Senatorial runoff. Meanwhile, Shitler announced a lame tele-rally for the former Georgia Bulldog who threatened his wife with a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111622 – Elon Musk Is A Dickens Novel Boss and Trump Waddled Into The 2024 Race

Elon Musk is a Dickens novel boss and Trump waddled into the 2024 race. Mara Lago security thugs wouldn’t let guests leave during Shitler’s low-energy announcement. Ivanka was a no-show for Trump’s campaign kick-off event which was a pretty big…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111422 – Democrats Kept Control Of The Senate and The GOP Are Blaming Each Other

Democrats kept control of the Senate and the GOP are blaming each other. Super sad Senator Lindsay Graham squirted real tears over Herschel Walker’s treatment by the lame-streams and how that will discourage young African Americans from voting Republican. Experts…

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