Trump’s statement on Colin Powell’s death is one for the ages. Southwest caved to anti-vaxx workers. The dirtbag lawyer of George Zimmerman was charged with lying about crap in court. The evidence against Matt Gaetz proved even more ominous as…
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CrabDiving – Mon 101821 – Christopher Steele Thinks The Trump Pee Tape Probably Exists
Christopher Steele thinks the Trump pee tape probably exists. Too many Democrats announced possible retirements. Shitler’s stupid website was hacked by Turkish hacktivists. The fascists over at Sinclair Broadcasting were also hacked. Nazi-curious Tucker Carlson blathered idiotic drivel about Secretary…
CrabDiving – Fri 101521 – Between Squeals About His Big Lie Trump Spontaneously Opined About Golden Showers
Between squeals about his big lie, Trump spontaneously opined about golden showers. A UK MP was stabbed multiple times during a meeting with his constituency. Officer Michael Riley of the Capitol Police was charged with obstruction after messaging a rioter…
CrabDiving – Fri 100821 – Trump and His Sedition Buddies Are Trying To Avoid Testifying To Congress
Trump and his sedition buddies are trying to avoid testifying to Congress. After Ireland said, “Yes,” a new global tax agreement was reached and big evil corporations are sweating. Seattle PD braced for a mass-firing of officers for not meeting…
CrabDiving – Tue 100521 – Crappy Businessman Trump Fell Off The Forbes 400 Wealthiest List
Crappy businessman Trump fell off the Forbes 400 wealthiest list. California declared a state of emergency because of a massive oil spill. Australia announced a ban on foreign tourists until at least 2022 due to the pandemic. Former Apprentice star…
CrabDiving – Mon 100421 – The World Lost Its Mind As Facebook and Instagram Went Down
The world lost its mind as Facebook and Instagram went down. The Zuck lost 7 billion in 7 hours. The Pandora Papers revealed world leaders like Putin have stashed tons of untaxed cash. IATSE voted to strike. SNL nailed the…