Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 082622 – Trump’s Ironically-Named Truth Social Should’ve Checked Its Trademark Availability

Trump’s ironically named Truth Social should’ve checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusing the fascist letch of living the worst post-presidency life ever. President Biden said…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082522 – Election-Denying GOP Babies Are Going Door-to-Door To Prove They Didn’t Lose

Election-denying GOP babies are going door-to-door to prove they didn’t lose. A Missouri school district goes full Game of Thrones by reviving the archaic act of “paddling.” Former pitcher and current Islamophobe Curt Schilling ripped student debt forgiveness citing a…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081922 – Strap On Lead Underwear In Europe If They Keep Bombing A Nuke Plant In Ukraine

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081122 – Paranoid Old Crook Trump Fears People Around Him Are “Wearing Wires”

Paranoid old crook Trump fears people around him are “wearing wires.” An armed MAGAT attacked the FBI building in Cincinnati with an AR-15. Merrick Garland personally signed off on the Mara Lago raid. In retaliation to the raid on Trump’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080522 – Indiana Republicans Went Full Christian Taliban In Their Abortion Ban Arguments

Indiana Republicans went full Christian Taliban in their abortion ban arguments. The obese mega-yacht ordered by one percenter Amazon Czar Bezos slinked off in the darkness and out of Rotterdam. A woman-hating fascist legislator from Indiana argued to require non-viable…

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CrabDiving – Thu 080422 – Forced-Birthers Spin The Pro-Choice Kansas Vote and Alex Jones Must Pay Millions For His BS

Forced birthers spin the pro-choice Kansas vote and Alex Jones must pay millions for his BS. China began live-fire drills following Speaker Pelosi’s Taiwan visit. President Biden declared Monkeypox a public health emergency. Dems called on the IRS to review…

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