Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 081922 – Strap On Lead Underwear In Europe If They Keep Bombing A Nuke Plant In Ukraine

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081122 – Paranoid Old Crook Trump Fears People Around Him Are “Wearing Wires”

Paranoid old crook Trump fears people around him are “wearing wires.” An armed MAGAT attacked the FBI building in Cincinnati with an AR-15. Merrick Garland personally signed off on the Mara Lago raid. In retaliation to the raid on Trump’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080522 – Indiana Republicans Went Full Christian Taliban In Their Abortion Ban Arguments

Indiana Republicans went full Christian Taliban in their abortion ban arguments. The obese mega-yacht ordered by one percenter Amazon Czar Bezos slinked off in the darkness and out of Rotterdam. A woman-hating fascist legislator from Indiana argued to require non-viable…

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CrabDiving – Thu 080422 – Forced-Birthers Spin The Pro-Choice Kansas Vote and Alex Jones Must Pay Millions For His BS

Forced birthers spin the pro-choice Kansas vote and Alex Jones must pay millions for his BS. China began live-fire drills following Speaker Pelosi’s Taiwan visit. President Biden declared Monkeypox a public health emergency. Dems called on the IRS to review…

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CrabDiving – Wed 080322 – Alex Jones’ Sandy Hook Lawsuit Courtroom Performance Is One For The Ages

Alex Jones’ Sandy Hook lawsuit courtroom performance for the ages. The judge berated the sturdy extremist podcaster for his behavior during the trial which included an admonishment for chewing gum in court. The lawyer representing Alex closed out the epically…

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