Gaetz and Boebert fantasize about blowing up metal detectors in Congress. The Crabs reviewed the Governor’s race in Virginia and the massive real estate holdings of oligarch and divorcee Jeff Bezos. Minneapolis is set to vote on a measure that…
Even pro-forced birth SCOTUS judges think Texas abortion bounties are nuts. The Trumpkin Virginia Gubenatorial might win which is scary. And Bannon has been on his dumb podcast already suggesting there has been election fraud in the Virginia race. SCOTUS…
Trump’s statement on Colin Powell’s death is one for the ages. Southwest caved to anti-vaxx workers. The dirtbag lawyer of George Zimmerman was charged with lying about crap in court. The evidence against Matt Gaetz proved even more ominous as…
Christopher Steele thinks the Trump pee tape probably exists. Too many Democrats announced possible retirements. Shitler’s stupid website was hacked by Turkish hacktivists. The fascists over at Sinclair Broadcasting were also hacked. Nazi-curious Tucker Carlson blathered idiotic drivel about Secretary…
Between squeals about his big lie, Trump spontaneously opined about golden showers. A UK MP was stabbed multiple times during a meeting with his constituency. Officer Michael Riley of the Capitol Police was charged with obstruction after messaging a rioter…
Trump and his sedition buddies are trying to avoid testifying to Congress. After Ireland said, “Yes,” a new global tax agreement was reached and big evil corporations are sweating. Seattle PD braced for a mass-firing of officers for not meeting…