Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 012621 – Craven GOP Senators Will Probably Acquit Trump

The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012021 – Trump’s Nightmare Presidency Is Over & Joe Biden Was Inaugurated 46th POTUS

Trump’s nightmare presidency is over. Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez and Garth Brooks performed at Biden’s inauguration. National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman’s inaugural poem said democracy is what we aspire for. Impeached Donald Trump looked like crap at his sad…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011321 – Sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump Impeached For The Second Time

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear…

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