Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 020921 – Nobody Is Shocked Trump’s Impeachment Lawyers Suck

Nobody is shocked Trump’s impeachment lawyers suck. Alleged diddler Dershowitz slammed Shitler’s attorney saying he had no idea what Bizzaro World Atticus Finch was up to. Trump’s legal loons said Man-baby’s impeachment could lead to civil war. Trump-sucking-Senator Mike Lee…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020521 – My Pillow Guy’s Insane Documentary & Lou Dobbs Got Cancelled

My Pillow Guy's Insane Documentary

My Pillow Guy’s insane documentary was awarded zero stars by the CrabDiving Podcast. President Biden said he was worried this stimulus package wouldn’t be large enough. Disgraced Trump NSA Michael Flynn declared Shitler never signed the Insurrection Act and said…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020221 – Trump’s B-Team Impeachment Lawyers Will Push BS Fraud Theories

Trump’s B-Team impeachment lawyers will push BS fraud theories. Science types said the mutations in the UK coronavirus variant is troublesome. Oregon decriminalized all drugs and will offer treatment over incarceration. Oligarch Jeff Bezos announced his retirement from Amazon. A…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012621 – Craven GOP Senators Will Probably Acquit Trump

The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally…

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