Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 011221 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Supports Impeachment & Trump Takes No Responsibility

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Moscow Mitch McConnell supports impeachment. While in isolation in The White House with Stephen Miller surely licking his wounded starfish, Trump has been mounting an impeachment defense. Longtime bankers of Shitler have severed their relationships with crappy POTUS over his…

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CrabDiving – Violent Trump Terrorists Planning Armed Protests In 50 States & Impeachment 2.0

Violent Trump Terrorists Planning Armed Protests In 50 States

The violent Trump terrorists planning armed protests in 50 states was one of the biggest headlines on Monday’s episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. House Democrats introduced an impeachment resolution charging Trump with incitement of insurrection. Bridge-closer Chris Christie said Shitler…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010621 – Trump Incited MAGA Terrorists To Attack The Capitol & Democrats Take The Senate

Trump Incited MAGA Terrorists To Attack The Capitol

Trump incited MAGA terrorists to attack the Capitol. Multiple explosive devices were found during the MAGAT riot in DC. Also, gaggles of deplorables attacked journalists during Trump-a-lo sedition fest. The DC Mayor ordered a curfew in an effort to stop…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010421 – Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials & Assange Will Not Be Extradited

Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials

Desperate Trump on tape trying to bull Georgia officials seemed super illegal but totally on-brand for this nasty White House. Shitler accused Republicans of being the “surrender caucus” for not trying harder to overturn the results of the 2020 election.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 123020 – Trump Hates Melania’s Mar-a-Lago Renovations & GOP Senator Josh Hawley Hates Democracy

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Trump hates Melania’s Mar-a-Lago renovations. Disgraced former NSA of the Shitler cabal Michael Flynn started selling Qanon merch. Republican slimeball Ted Cruz pocketed money raised for the GOP candidates in the Georgia special election. The new virus strained has invaded…

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CrabDiving – Mon 122820 – Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill & Nashville 5G Terrorist

Trump Caved and Signed The Coronavirus Stimulus Bill

Trump caved and signed the coronavirus stimulus bill. The House passed a bill to increase the stimulus checks to $2000. President-Elect Biden said the Shitler Administration was obstructing the transition. The Nashville bomber told a neighbor the world would never…

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