Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 120920 – Melania Wants To Go Home & Limbaugh Admits Conservatives Want To Dominate Not Coexist

Melania wants to go home. Facebook has been slapped with antitrust lawsuits. Pfizer said they were meeting with the FDA to discuss an issue people with food allergies are having with their vaccine. Biden tapped Buttigieg for the Chinese ambassadorship.…

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CrabDiving – Mon120720 – Giuliani Hospitalized With Coronavirus & The UK Begins Mass Vaccinations

Giuliani Hospitalized With Coronavirus

News of super-spreader Giuliani hospitalized with coronavirus headlined today’s podcast. The UK started to distribute the vaccine for coronavirus and dubbed the first day of the roll-out as “V Day.” Mental health ratings of Americans to a nosedive. Trump passed…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120420 – Trump’s Coronavirus Catastrophe Will Continue Into 2021 & House Votes To Decriminalize Weed

Trump's Coronavirus Catastrophe Will Continue Into 2021

Trump’s coronavirus catastrophe will continue into 2021. The jobs report was crappy. For the second time, in not a long time, Rudy G. justified his $20,000 per day fee by ripping a juicy starfish sneeze on live television. The House…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120220 – Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law & Sidney Powell’s Pathetic Kraken

Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law

Trump cult seditionists calling for martial law have proved to be the most fragile of fascist snowflakes. The Governor of Wisconsin called the Trump campaign’s election fraud lawsuit against his state is an assault upon democracy. The coronavirus continued to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120120 – AG Bill Barr Torpedoed Trump’s Election Fraud Claims & Ron Johnson Is An Idiot

AG Bill Barr torpedoed Trump’s election fraud claims which could have possibly caused Man-baby’s well-worn starfish to spew poo in an explosive manner. GOP simpleton Ron Johnson demanded evidence of the lack of evidence of voter fraud. Bottom-feeding, murderous Trump-a-lo…

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