Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 102120 – Rudy Giuliani’s Hands In His Trousers & Democrats To Boycott SCOTUS Hearing

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Rudy Giuliani’s hands in his trousers in a behind-the-scenes moment was discussed in gory detail on this episode of the commie-pinko-liberal podcast. The former Mayor of NYC accused the fictional character Borat of doing a hit job. Senate Dems planned…

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CrabDiving – Tue 101320 – Moscow Mitch McConnell’s Sinister Laugh & FL Gov. DeathSantis Rally High-Fives

Moscow Mitch McConnell's Sinister Laugh

Moscow Mitch McConnell’s sinister laugh and surging coronavirus outbreak made 2020 even more heinous. An ICU respiratory got real on the anti-masker movement. Dullard Rudy G. blathered something about coronavirus no longer being deadly. The slow-thinking maskless Governor of Florida…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100920 – Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies & COVID-19 Rising Worldwide

Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies

Superspreader Trump is planning rallies despite his positive COVID status. Shitler coughed during an interview with sycophant Hannity announcing this return to live in-person campaign events. The World Health Organization announced a new daily high in coronavirus cases. The Rapist-in-Chief…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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