Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 102820 – Trump Administration Claims Defeating COVID-19 As An Accomplishment & Omaha Trumpists Stranded

The Trump Administration claims defeating COVID-19 as an accomplishment despite much of the country spiking with record-high numbers of coronavirus cases. According to polls, Shitler has continued to lose bigly. Michigan can’t prevent open-carry nut-balls from hitting the polls strapped…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102720 – Conservative SCOTUS Shanked Wisconsin’s Voting Extension & GOP Rammed Through A New SCOTUS Judge

kavanaugh vote delayed

Conservative SCOTUS shanked Wisconsin’s voting extension. A judge rejected the DOJ’s lame attempt to stand in for Trump in a NYC defamation case. The Huffington Post dropped a terrifying article about how Shitler’s minions are flushing data down the loo.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 102320 – Trump’s Pathetic, Lackluster Debate Performance & Coronavirus Is Surging Again

Trump's Pathetic, Lackluster Debate Performance

Trump’s pathetic, lackluster debate performance. Trump’s faux chill vibe made the Rapist-in-Chief seem like a freaking psycho. Man-baby’s crap, fraudulent narratives about Joe and Hunter Biden fizzled during the debate. A RWNJ Trump-sucker announced if Biden won, human-to-cow intercourse would…

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CrabDiving – Thu 102220 – Trump Is Failing To Recreate 2016 & Armed Thugs At A Florida Polling Place

Trump is failing to recreate 2016 and Man-baby will most likely lose bigly on November 3rd. Shitler stomped out of an interview with Sixty Minutes and then, like any totalitarian geeked up toddler, released footage of the interview edited by…

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CrabDiving – Wed 102120 – Rudy Giuliani’s Hands In His Trousers & Democrats To Boycott SCOTUS Hearing

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Rudy Giuliani’s hands in his trousers in a behind-the-scenes moment was discussed in gory detail on this episode of the commie-pinko-liberal podcast. The former Mayor of NYC accused the fictional character Borat of doing a hit job. Senate Dems planned…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102020 – Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars & Breonna Taylor Juror Speaks

Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars

The stupid and corrupt Trump campaign blew a billion dollars in what will most likely be a failed reelection bid. Shitler won’t increase testing capacity in the U.S. even though the cash to pay for it is already set aside.…

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