Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 102120 – Rudy Giuliani’s Hands In His Trousers & Democrats To Boycott SCOTUS Hearing

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Rudy Giuliani’s hands in his trousers in a behind-the-scenes moment was discussed in gory detail on this episode of the commie-pinko-liberal podcast. The former Mayor of NYC accused the fictional character Borat of doing a hit job. Senate Dems planned…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102020 – Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars & Breonna Taylor Juror Speaks

Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars

The stupid and corrupt Trump campaign blew a billion dollars in what will most likely be a failed reelection bid. Shitler won’t increase testing capacity in the U.S. even though the cash to pay for it is already set aside.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101620 – Trump Lost The Town Hall Ratings War & Giuliani Being Investigated

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Trump lost the town hall ratings war. The fabricated story in the New York Post about Hunter Biden’s abandoned hard drives and laptop at an electronics repair place was a bigly nothing-burger. Advisers to Man-baby have braced for an “L.” …

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CrabDiving – Tue 101320 – Moscow Mitch McConnell’s Sinister Laugh & FL Gov. DeathSantis Rally High-Fives

Moscow Mitch McConnell's Sinister Laugh

Moscow Mitch McConnell’s sinister laugh and surging coronavirus outbreak made 2020 even more heinous. An ICU respiratory got real on the anti-masker movement. Dullard Rudy G. blathered something about coronavirus no longer being deadly. The slow-thinking maskless Governor of Florida…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100920 – Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies & COVID-19 Rising Worldwide

Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies

Superspreader Trump is planning rallies despite his positive COVID status. Shitler coughed during an interview with sycophant Hannity announcing this return to live in-person campaign events. The World Health Organization announced a new daily high in coronavirus cases. The Rapist-in-Chief…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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