Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 093020 – Trump’s Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country & Rep. Katie Porter Evicerates Big Pharma Jerk

Trump's Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country

Trump’s debate performance humiliated our country and was indeed the worst debate in our nation’s history. Our desperate loser incumbent PEEOTUS encouraged his deplorable MAGAT to engage in voter intimidation at polling places. Vice President Biden rightly told Shitler to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 092420 – Trump Got Booed While Visiting Ginsburg’s Casket & GOP Laughably Wants Us Trust Them

Trump Got Booed While Visiting Ginsburg's Casket

Trump got booed while visiting Ginsburg’s casket. Cocaine Mitch and his fellow GOP loads promised a peaceful transfer of power despite the ignorant rhetoric from Man-baby. New Info-Warrior Deanna Lorraine urged women to vote like they’re choosing a copulation partner.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 092220 – Cindy McCain Is Endorsing Joe Biden & Trump’s Crap List of SCOTUS Candidates

Cindy McCain Is Endorsing Joe Biden

Cindy McCain is endorsing Joe Biden and Romney supports holding a vote on the next SCOTUS nominee during Trump’s final crappy months in The White House. The Crabs ran through a list of mostly conservative crackpots that could replace Ginsburg…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091020 – Tucker Carlson Blames Lindsey Graham For Trump’s Woodward Interview & Kim Jong Un Love Letters

Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham

Tucker Carlson blames Lindsey Graham for Trump’s Woodward interview. The Dickensian bags of gnu spew known as the Republicans offered a skinny version of the stimulus bill presented by the Dems in the House. Shitler did a crap job of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 090320 – Trump Said Americans Who Died In Wars Are Losers & Former NRA Exec Slams LaPierre

trump blames military

Trump said Americans who died in wars are losers. Man-baby also puked forth fascist crap about how Americans should vote twice, depending on where they’re located, and the heinous flesh-gob cosplaying as our Attorney General was totally cool with it. …

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CrabDiving – Mon 083120 – Poll Shows Republicans Are Loyal To Trump Over The Party & Military Prefer Biden

Trump Supporters Demand Respect

A poll shows Republicans are loyal to Trump over the party. As of CrabDiving’s Monday show, The White hasn’t condemned the actions of Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse. A dude has been under investigation for the fatal shooting of a Trump…

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