Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 081120 – Biden’s VP Pick Is Kamala Harris & FL Governor Ron DeathSantis Wants College Football

Biden's VP Pick Is Kamala Harris

Biden’s VP pick is Kamala Harris and the Crabs looked forward to the legislator from Cali ripping Pence a new pooper in a debate. Trump blathered how disrespectful Senator Harris was to Kavanaugh during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing. The two-hit…

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CrabDiving – Mon 081020 – Right Wing Turd Ben Shapiro Reading Cardi B Lyrics & Trump’s Toothless Executive Orders

Right Wing Turd Ben Shapiro Reading Cardi B Lyrics

Right wing turd Ben Shapiro reading Cardi B lyrics was the focus of much-demented wonderment on the CrabDiving Podcast. Trump’s executive order meant to provide aid for Americans suffering economic strain during the pandemic is surely smoke and mirrors. Man-baby…

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CrabDiving – Thu 080620 – NY Attorney General Filed Suit To Dissolve The NRA & GOP Helping Get Kanye On The Ballot

NY Attorney General Filed Suit To Dissolve The NRA

The NY Attorney General filed suit to dissolve the NRA due to rampant criminal activity. NRA Czar Wayne LaPierre employed a lame-ass excuse for covering up trips on luxury yachts in the Bahamas he should have disclosed. The Book of…

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CrabDiving – Wed 080520 – Big Pharma Will Make Big Bucks On A Taxpayer-Funded Vaccine & Georgia School Reopen Fail

Big pharma will make big bucks on a taxpayer-funded vaccine. A gargantuan explosion in Lebanon was caused by a vast store of volatile materials that had set unattended for years despite repeated warnings. Georgia opened schools and immediately a a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 080420 – Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever & Huge Beirut Explosion

Axios Interview Cements Trump As Dumbest President Ever

An Axios interview cements Trump as dumbest president. During the interview, the Racist-in-Chief criticized the late congressional rep John Lewis for not attending his inauguration. Shitler retracted his anti-vote-by-mail stance for Florida. The House called the Postmaster General to explain…

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CrabDiving – Mon 080320 – Manhattan DA Filing Suggests Extensive Trump Org Criminal Conduct & Sturgis Rally Will Go On

Manhattan DA Filing Suggests Extensive Trump Org Criminal Conduct

In the ongoing quest for Trump’s financial records, a new Manhattan DA filing suggests extensive Trump Org criminal conduct. A map of the outbreak indicated 60 counties seeing uncontrollable COVID spread. Shitler criticized health adviser Dr. Deborah Birx after her…

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