Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 072020 – Republicans Want To Cut Aid During A Pandemic & Trump’s Bonkers FOX Interview

Republicans Want To Cut Aid During A Pandemic

Republicans want to cut aid during a pandemic including SNAP and unemployment benefits. We played insane clips from Trump’s train wreck interview with Chris Wallace on FOX. The Teachers’ Union sued the Florida Governor to keep schools closed during the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071520 – Jeff Sessions Got Clobbered By Trump’s Pick & Ivanka Says Let Them Eat Beans

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Jeff Sessions got clobbered by Trump’s pick, Tommy Tuberville. In bizarre news, the White House conducted opposition research on teammate Dr. Fauci. Ohio Democrats turned on Governor DeWine for not imposing stricter coronavirus regulations. Israelis protested the reopening of schools…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071020 – Criminal Trump Commuted Criminal Roger Stone’s Sentence & Catholic Church Got Tons of CARES Act Money

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Criminal Trump commuted criminal Roger Stone’s sentence. Public health experts said herd immunity from coronavirus in Alabama was unlikely. Most disapprove of Shitler’s handling of the pandemic according to recent polls. Amazon told their employees to delete Tik Tok from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 070820 – GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis’s Disastrous Coronavirus Policy & SCOTUS Kills ACA Contraceptives

GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis's Disastrous Coronavirus Policy

The GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis’s disastrous coronavirus policy will kill lots of people. The dude that caused an AIDS outbreak in Indiana back in the day, a.k.a. Mike Pence, assured the country the CDC would relax guidelines for school reopenings.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 070720 – Trump’s Anti-Mask Idiots Are Getting Violent & Mary Trump’s Bombshell Book

Trump's Anti-Mask Idiots Are Getting Violent

Trump’s anti-mask idiots are getting violent and there’s video of one squealing “I feel threatened!” while advancing menacingly. Mary Trump offered a scathing portrayal of Man-Baby in a soon to be released tell-all that includes a passage where the Rapist-in-Chief…

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