Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 072120 – Trump Is Desperate To Deflect Blame For His Pandemic Response & QAnon Loons Getting Banned

Coronavirus Is Spreading Despite What Trump Says

Trump is desperate to deflect blame from his pandemic response and announced the coronavirus outbreak would get worse before it gets better. During his presser, Shitler offered well-wishes to child-sex-trafficker Ghislane Maxwell. Man-baby issued an executive order to stop figuring…

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CrabDiving – Mon 072020 – Republicans Want To Cut Aid During A Pandemic & Trump’s Bonkers FOX Interview

Republicans Want To Cut Aid During A Pandemic

Republicans want to cut aid during a pandemic including SNAP and unemployment benefits. We played insane clips from Trump’s train wreck interview with Chris Wallace on FOX. The Teachers’ Union sued the Florida Governor to keep schools closed during the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071520 – Jeff Sessions Got Clobbered By Trump’s Pick & Ivanka Says Let Them Eat Beans

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Jeff Sessions got clobbered by Trump’s pick, Tommy Tuberville. In bizarre news, the White House conducted opposition research on teammate Dr. Fauci. Ohio Democrats turned on Governor DeWine for not imposing stricter coronavirus regulations. Israelis protested the reopening of schools…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071020 – Criminal Trump Commuted Criminal Roger Stone’s Sentence & Catholic Church Got Tons of CARES Act Money

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Criminal Trump commuted criminal Roger Stone’s sentence. Public health experts said herd immunity from coronavirus in Alabama was unlikely. Most disapprove of Shitler’s handling of the pandemic according to recent polls. Amazon told their employees to delete Tik Tok from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 070820 – GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis’s Disastrous Coronavirus Policy & SCOTUS Kills ACA Contraceptives

GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis's Disastrous Coronavirus Policy

The GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis’s disastrous coronavirus policy will kill lots of people. The dude that caused an AIDS outbreak in Indiana back in the day, a.k.a. Mike Pence, assured the country the CDC would relax guidelines for school reopenings.…

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