Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 050620 – Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free & Kushner’s Amateur Team

Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free

The racist Georgia murderers of Ahmaud Arbery remain free, but the case is finally being sent to a grand jury. Tremendously corrupt loser Jared Kushner’s effort to fight the coronavirus is hampered because Shitler’s son-in-law is surrounded by finance d-bags.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042720 – Trump’s Pandemic Concerns Are Only About Politics & GOP Orders “Blame China” Strategy

Trump’s pandemic concerns are only about politics. A secret group of scientists and billionaires have been working on a vaccine and treatment for the coronavirus. Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault by Joe Biden were corroborated by her neighbor. Brazil…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042420 – Trump Pretended He Was Being Sarcastic About Injecting Disinfectant & The Onion Is Real

Trump pretended he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus. The satirical news site The Onion trended after a parody attempt in March proved true regarding the rapist-in-chief possibly approving cleaning products as virus cures.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042320 – Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump & Gorka’s Obsession With Trump’s Faux Masculinity

Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump

Insane Clown Posse are better leaders than Trump as the group canceled their annual Juggalo gathering to protect their fans from the pandemic. An economic adviser to Trump suggested outfitting the public in space suits for the big reopening of…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042020 – Trump’s Federal Government Hindering Certain States’ COVID-19 Response & Oil Plummets

Trump's Federal Government Hindering Certain States' COVID-19 Response

Trump’s federal government hindering certain state’s COVID-19 response is unimaginable. Three million masks purchased by Massachusetts were seized by the evil feds at the Port of New York. Moronic Trump supporters chanted “fire Fauci” at a lockdown protest in the…

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