Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 060920 – GOP Voter Suppression In Georgia & Trump Spreads OANN Conspiracy

GOP Voter Suppression In Georgia

GOP voter suppression in Georgia is on point because that’s the only shot the racist, lying, thieving Trump-sucking human impersonating Republicans have of winning. OANN has a Putin-paid journalist on the payroll. The wee-handed Rapist-in-Chief tweeted an ANTIFA conspiracy theory…

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CrabDiving – Fri 060520 – Trump Hides Behind New Walls As His Poll Numbers Plummet & DC BMLStreet Mural

Trump Hides Behind New Walls As His Poll Numbers Plummet

Trump hides behind new walls as his poll numbers plummet cowering in a fortified castle as people protested racial injustice in the U.S. The orange fascist bizarrely evoked George Floyd to celebrate what is probably a manipulated jobs report. We…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060420 – Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair & More Generals Are Criticizing Trump

Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair

Rudy Giuliani went bonkers in his lair. Former Chief of Staff John Kelly threw support behind Mattis’ rebuke of fascist Donald Trump. The Crabs mused over the identity of the secret security forces that popped in Washington D.C. Senator Lisa…

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CrabDiving – Tue 060220 – Tin Pot Trump Teargassed Citizens For A Photo Op & The World Joins George Floyd Protests

Tin Pot Trump Teargassed Citizens For A Photo Op

Tin pot Trump teargassed citizens for a photo op. St. John’s church said clergy was gassed to make way for President Man-baby’s fascist stupid pic where the Rapist-in-Chief clutched a Bible with his tiny authoritarian grabbers. Shitler minion Hope Hicks…

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CrabDiving – Mon 060120 – Trump Hid In A Bunker While Protests Raged & Putin Got His Money’s Worth

Trump tantrum - CrabDiving

Trump hid in a bunker while protests raged. China trolled the Trump administration over the treatment of protesters rallying for justice for George Floyd. Russian state media encouraged Shitler to let protests continue in an effort to scare white people…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052220 – Biden’s “You Ain’t Black” Gaffe & More Evidence Hydroxychloroquine Is Ineffective Against COVID-19

Biden's "You Ain't Black" Gaffe

Biden’s “You ain’t black” gaffe ignited oh so many douche chills. Dick-tater Trump commanded houses of sky-god worship to reopen.  We learned tons of dittoheads and moronic Republicans believe philanthropist Bill Gates is dying to implant a microchip in their…

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