Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

lying Bill Barr must resign

You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051220 – Trump Is Unraveling and Rage-Tweeting Like a Mofo & Bonkers Boogaloo Loons

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump is unraveling and rage-tweeting like a mofo. Dr. Fauci questioned the accuracy of the COVID-19 death toll thinking it might be under counted. Shitler caterwauled votes from a newly opened polling station in Lancaster, CA shouldn’t count. House Democrats…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050620 – Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free & Kushner’s Amateur Team

Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free

The racist Georgia murderers of Ahmaud Arbery remain free, but the case is finally being sent to a grand jury. Tremendously corrupt loser Jared Kushner’s effort to fight the coronavirus is hampered because Shitler’s son-in-law is surrounded by finance d-bags.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042720 – Trump’s Pandemic Concerns Are Only About Politics & GOP Orders “Blame China” Strategy

Trump’s pandemic concerns are only about politics. A secret group of scientists and billionaires have been working on a vaccine and treatment for the coronavirus. Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault by Joe Biden were corroborated by her neighbor. Brazil…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042420 – Trump Pretended He Was Being Sarcastic About Injecting Disinfectant & The Onion Is Real

Trump pretended he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus. The satirical news site The Onion trended after a parody attempt in March proved true regarding the rapist-in-chief possibly approving cleaning products as virus cures.…

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