Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 120919 – Inspector General Report Broke QAnon Hearts & Matt Gaetz Is A Tool

Inspector General Report Broke QAnon Hearts

Today’s release of the Inspector General report broke QAnon hearts, finding “no political bias” inthe Russia investigation. Trump blathered that the IG report was evidence of an attempted overthrow by Obama and Company. Fashionable fascist Ivanka and super-spy Christopher Steel…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120219 – Zelenskyy Complained About Trump & Martin O’Malley For The Win

Zelenskyy Complained About Trump

Zelenskyy complained about our crappy president and how man-baby was a horrendous strategic partner. Shitler lied about being exonerated for any abuse of power for personal gain. MSNBC guy Chuck Todd challenged Senator John Kennedy on his obviously baseless Ukraine…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111819 – Trump’s Sudden “Routine Physical” & Biden’s Weed Policy Is So 1990

Trump's Sudden Routine Physical

Trump’s sudden “routine physical” is suspect AF, according to most sane people in the universe. Shitler is angry-pants at Secretary Pompeo over the impeachment inquiry. Presidential candidate Joe Biden said dumb, uninformed crap about the good herb. The orange one…

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CrabDiving – Mon 110419 – Trump Formally Withdraws From The Paris Agreement & The President Must Show His Taxes

Trump Formally Withdraws From The Paris Agreement

Trump formally withdraws from the Paris Agreement because the previous president that signed it was black. Cheeto lost his appeal in his New York tax case. Joltin’ Joe Biden is the only Dem topping Man-baby in battleground states. We learned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110119 – Trump’s Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job & Bogus Jobs Numbers

Trump's Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job

Trump’s loony prosperity pastor Paula White gets a White House job and everyone wants to puke. Cheeto spewed forth especially bogus employment numbers. It’s not looking good for presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. Farmers’ income numbers were inflated by federal aid.…

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