Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 041020 – Florida Governor DeSantis Is A Pinhead & Conspiracy Loons Are Burning 5G Cell Towers

ron desantis is a pinhead

Florida Governor DeSantis is a pinhead, wrongly blathering kids haven’t died from corona. People obsessed with 5G, coronavirus, mind-control conspiracy theories are burning down cell towers. Our not-so-great orange leader seemed to be joking around when he suggested Dr. Fauci should…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040920 – Bill O’Reilly’s Vile COVID-19 Comments Are Typically Republican & ICE Gulags Must Close

Bill O’Reilly’s vile COVID-19 comments are typically Republican. Vice President Mike Pence barred the coronavirus task force members from appearing on CNN unless the network agreed to show Trump lying his unpresidential butt off during the daily press conferences. President…

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CrabDiving – Wed 040820 – Bernie Sanders Suspended His Campaign & New York COVID-19 May Be Plateauing

Sanders v DNC

Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign. We learned the dirtbag Trump Administration knew of the pandemic in December and there was an intelligence report in November of 2019 warning of an outbreak in China. New York reported more coronavirus deaths. Hialeah,…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040220 – COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide & Is Putin Writing Fox News Scripts?

COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide

COVID-19 cases pass one million worldwide and the U. S. is the epicenter. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo continued to report the news despite fever hallucinations and a coronavirus infection. We learned Trump’s BFF Vlad Putin is proliferating fake news lies…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032720 – Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors & The EPA Says Pollute Away

Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors

Trump thinks he knows more than the doctors and questioned New York’s need for 30000 ventilators. The New York death toll jumped by 134 overnight. Sky-god-sucker Irvin Baxter said coronavirus was a warning from Daddy of Jeebus because of all…

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