Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 040220 – COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide & Is Putin Writing Fox News Scripts?

COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide

COVID-19 cases pass one million worldwide and the U. S. is the epicenter. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo continued to report the news despite fever hallucinations and a coronavirus infection. We learned Trump’s BFF Vlad Putin is proliferating fake news lies…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032720 – Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors & The EPA Says Pollute Away

Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors

Trump thinks he knows more than the doctors and questioned New York’s need for 30000 ventilators. The New York death toll jumped by 134 overnight. Sky-god-sucker Irvin Baxter said coronavirus was a warning from Daddy of Jeebus because of all…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032620 – USA Now Leads The World In COVID-19 Cases & Nazi Planning To Bomb A Hospital Killed

USA Now Leads The World In COVID-19 Cases

The USA now leads the World in COVID-19 cases. New York said its hospitals will be overwhelmed under any coronavirus scenario. Data showed New Orleans will soon be the new epicenter of the virus. Shitler pandered to evangelicals by announcing…

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CrabDiving – Wed 032520 – Senate Giant Corporate Giveaway & Roy Moore Says Keep Churches Open

Senate Giant Corporate Giveaway

The Senate giant corporate giveaway was another disgusting example of our crap political and economic system. The Governor of Minnesota is pessimistic after his state failed to flatten the curve due to not testing early enough. PEEOTUS Trump insulted Mitt…

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CrabDiving – Tue 031720 – Evil Pastors Refuse To Stop Services & Coronavirus Marches On

Evil Pastors Refuse To Stop Services

Evil pastors refuse to stop services, saying their god will protect those who show up and drop money in their baskets. Cash assistance from the government gained support as the coronavirus screws the economy. Senator Sherrod Brown ripped Moscow Mitch…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031120 – Biden Just About Sewed Up The Nomination & Trump’s Incompetence Will Kill People

Biden Just About Sewed Up The Nomination

Biden just about sewed up the nomination, winning Michigan and other states in the latest Democratic primary. Andrew Yang endorsed Obama’s former VP, agreeing that “the math” shows Biden will be the nominee. Comedian Pete Dominick had some truthy and…

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