Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 100319 – Trump Told China To Investigate Biden & Nickleback’s Copyright Complaint

Trump told China to investigate Biden. In an unusual fit of reason, Fox-bot Judge Napolitano said Shitler committed impeachable offenses and allusions to violence were quite dangerous. A dude got four months for threatening to kill a Boston Globe employee…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092719 – Support For Impeachment Grows & The NRA Is Drenched In Russian DNA

Support For Impeachment Grows

The support for impeachment grows, jumping twelve points in a new poll. Trump continued his maximum-pressure Twitter war against the universe with a focus on the Dems. A gaggle of former national security officials signed a letter formally poo-pooing Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Tue 092419 – Pelosi Finally Ordered An Impeachment Inquiry & Greta Thunberg Dunked on Petty Trump

Pelosi finally ordered an impeachment inquiry following the latest revelations about Trump’s phone call with the president of Ukraine. Trump immediately used Pelosi’s announcement as an avenue for campaign fundraising. Representative Adam Schiff said the whistleblower wants to chat with…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092319 – Giuliani Pushes The Fake Biden Ukraine Scandal & Bill Weld Says Trump Is Treasonous

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As Giuliani pushes the fake Biden Ukraine scandal, some Democrats are gearing up for impeachment. Trump’s call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky demonstrated Man-baby’s belief that he is indeed invincible. The Cheeto administration lamely offered up a transcript of the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091619 – Another Kavanaugh Misconduct Story & Trump Wants Obama Investigated

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There’s another Kavanaugh misconduct story and the adults in our government called for friend-of-Squee’s impeachment. Eight years of Trump tax returns were subpoenaed by the Manhattan D.A. Trump called on the House to investigate Obama’s book and Netflix deals. Former…

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