Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 021320 – Bloomberg Is Getting Under Trump’s Thin Skin & Crying Jim Jordan

Bloomberg is getting under Trump's thin skin

Bloomberg is getting under Trump’s skin. GOP Representative Jim Jordan’s name surfaced during statehouse testimony from Ohio State University abuse victims. The Senate voted to rein in Trump’s power to go to war. Back in the day, Shitler would bombard Chief…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021220 – Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire & Polygamy In Utah

Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire

Biden tanked while Sanders took New Hampshire in the first Democratic primary. Amy Klobuchar’s third place finish in New Hampshire shocked the establishment. MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews sounded clueless talking about socialism and Bernie. RWNJ bag of hamster squirt Rush…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012920 – Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton’s Book & Schiff Dunks On Lindsey and Ted

Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton's Book

Trump is trying to block Bolton’s book, falsely claiming the draft contains classified material. Shitler’s band of diddling lawyers expect a cliffhanger vote regarding witnesses. GOP load Senator Cory Gardner confirmed he would vote “no” on hearing from witnesses in…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012220 – Coronavirus May Be A Cause For Concern & The GOP Senate’s Sham Trial Proceeds

Coronavirus May Be A Cause For Concern

The spreading coronavirus may be a cause for concern. Cocaine Mitch’s future doesn’t look so bright through the lens of impeachment. Virulent anti-semitic bag of yak goo Rick Wiles once again received White House press credentials, this time to cover…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012120 – Trump’s Senate Trial Begins & The Constitution Is “A Different Language”

Trump's Senate Trial Begins

Trump’s Senate trial begins and the Crabs are there to cover every GOP Team Putin vote to suppress evidence. Midnight Mitch set unfortunate ground rules for impeachment which meant twelve-hour days of opening statements and didn’t including subpoenaing docs. Elizabeth…

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