Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 022420 – Harvey Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape & Sanders Wins Nevada

Harvey Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape

Harvey Weinstein was found guilty of rape and he was carted off to jail, walker and all. Bernie has been killing it according to post-Nevada polling. MSNBC poon-dit Chris Matthews apologized for comparing Bernie’s Nevada win to the Nazi invasion…

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CrabDiving – Thu 022020 – Elizabeth Warren Eviscerated Mike Bloomberg & Stone Gets 40 Months

Elizabeth Warren Eviscerated Mike Bloomberg

Elizabeth Warren eviscerated Mike Bloomberg in the latest Democratic presidential debate. Bloomberg bombed big-time on a national level, while Warren has raised a crap ton of cash in the one day since the Vegas debate. Trump said Roger Stone will…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021420 – Dropped McCabe Investigation Breaks QAnon Loon Hearts & The Mormon Church Is Mega-Rich

Dropped McCabe Investigation Breaks QAnon Loon Hearts

The dropped McCabe investigation breaks QAnon loon hearts. The Army said they won’t investigate Vindman. AG Barr ordered a review of cases involving Trump’s aides. Shitler appeared to escalate the fake standoff between the White House and the AG. Senator…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021320 – Bloomberg Is Getting Under Trump’s Thin Skin & Crying Jim Jordan

Bloomberg is getting under Trump's thin skin

Bloomberg is getting under Trump’s skin. GOP Representative Jim Jordan’s name surfaced during statehouse testimony from Ohio State University abuse victims. The Senate voted to rein in Trump’s power to go to war. Back in the day, Shitler would bombard Chief…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021220 – Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire & Polygamy In Utah

Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire

Biden tanked while Sanders took New Hampshire in the first Democratic primary. Amy Klobuchar’s third place finish in New Hampshire shocked the establishment. MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews sounded clueless talking about socialism and Bernie. RWNJ bag of hamster squirt Rush…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020520 – Senate Republicans (Except Romney) Vote Trump Is Above The Law & Another Nutso SOTU

Senate Republicans (Except Romney) Vote Trump Is Above The Law

As Senate Republicans (except Romney) vote Trump is above the law, the Senator from Utah delivered the only GOP guilty vote. Shart-face Don Jr. cried for the GOP to expel Mittens after the Utah Senator voted to convict Shitler. Iowa…

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