Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 090219 – Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans & Tony Perkins Blames Mass Shootings On Teaching Evolution

Cartoonish Gunhumping Texas Republicans

Cartoonish gunhumping Texas Republicans have made the gross calculation that dead Americans are a fair price to pay for their precious Second Amendment rights. This past weekend’s mass shooter was fired four hours before he went on a murderous rampage…

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CrabDiving – Fri 083019 – British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies & FOX “News” Can’t Believe Comey’s Innocent

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) Says Trump Never Lies

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats’ request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster. RWNJ dick-lord…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082219 – Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox & Trump’s Disapproval Rating Climbs

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Be Lying For Money On Fox

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be lying for money on FOX. The Trump Administration wants to detain migrant families indefinitely and Faux News defended this stance ridiculously. CNN reported G7 leaders dread dealing with Cheeto. Washington state Governor Jay Inslee called…

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