It seems like Trump executive time takes up the better part of PEEOTUS’ day, according to leaked reports from the White House. The embattled black-faced (or white hooded) governor may jeopardize the Dems’ legislative control in Virginia. The Patriots beat…
The Crabs cried “screw these billionaires” on this episode, as they shared stories of how Howard Schultz is no man of the people. 2020 presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren fired back at coffee oligarch Shultz for crapping upon her tax plan.…
US intelligence chiefs dispute everything Trump says, per usual. The Democrats said there were concerned about Shitler AG pick William Barr’s ability to handle the Russia probe ethically, LOL. The vote on Barr was delayed. It was learned White House…
Pelosi canceled Trump’s State of The Union and man-baby no likey! Shitler described the Speaker’s decision to nix the SOTU as a “great blotch.” The U.S. officially backed the opposition party in Venezuela. Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen postponed testimony…
The Trump shutdown won’t end until a disaster but man-baby remains an unstable “genius.” Shitler disclosed details about Pelosi’s trip to Afghanistan which was a security faux paus. According to BuzzFeed, Michael Cohen was instructed by Cheeto to lie to…
Michael Cohen poll rigging and payments made in cash in Walmart bags are just another typical story in the Trump era. Bonus: Who knew the bag of cash Cohen delivered was to some Liberty University douche? Shitler shat all over the cornflakes…