Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 121718 – Comey Trashed GOP Team Treason & The Green New Deal Is Popular

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Former FBI Director James Comey trashed GOP team treason and the Republicans’ mentally ill rehashing of emails, Benghazi and lock-her-up garbage. A vast majority of Democrats, along with some Republicans, show support of the Green New Deal. Faux News talking…

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CrabDiving – Fri 120718 – Individual 1 Is Screwed & Tillerson Said Trump Wanted To Break Laws A Lot

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This “Mueller Friday” we learn that from Michael Cohen’s sentencing memo that Individual 1 is screwed bigly. And we already know who “Individual 1” is (hint: he is orange). Yet again, RWNJ White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is…

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CrabDiving – Fri 113018 – Don Junior Is Screwed & Trump’s Having A Bad Time At The G20

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CrabDiving Political Podcast reviewed all the ways Don Junior is screwed in the Trump-Russia probe. Anchorage was hit with a powerful earthquake and luckily, the Crab’s Alaskan correspondent came out unscathed. Canadian Czar Justin Trudeau trolled Twitler by referring to the USMCA…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112818 – Trump Twitter Storm As Mueller Closes In & Why Aren’t Our Schools Like Finland?

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The Trump Twitter storm as Mueller closes in is magnificently craptastic and we read every single presidential twit. Shitler reminded us a pardon for guilty AF Manafort was not off the table. The whiner-in-chief shared a ridic pic calling for treason…

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CrabDiving – Tue 112018 – Trump Kisses Saudi Butt & Ohio Republicans Want The Handmaid’s Tale To Happen

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Trump kisses Saudi butt and not a single atheist soul at CrabDiving Studios was remotely shocked. Pat read Trump’s insane official statement about the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.  A report revealed Shitler wanted the DOJ to prosecute Hillary Clinton and…

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