Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 091218 – Trump Diverted FEMA Money To ICE & Democrats’ Could Win Senate

trump diverted FEMA money to ICE

Trump diverted FEMA money to ICE due to the fact he’s a tremendous fascist. Shitler gave an insane speech about being prepared for Hurricane Florence. Crusty Christo twunt Pat Robertson thinks he prayed the storm away from his crappy, sham…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091018 – Trump Almost Tweet-Started War With North Korea & Take Your Halberd To Texas

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Trump almost tweet-started ward with North Korea and luckily the planet was spared orange nuclear fallout. A Dallas cop went home to the wrong apartment and shot the rightful tenant to death. Another dude is taking over for creepy Les…

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CrabDiving – Fri 090718 – Obama Trashed Trump & POTUS Can’t Pronounce “Anonymous”

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President Obama trashed Trump and the Crabs played portions of Barrack’s awesome speech in Illinois. Trump said a myriad of whacked-out crazy crap at a Nuremberg rally in Montana. At the rally, Cheeto even suggested the infamous, “anonymous” op ed…

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CrabDiving – Wed 090518 – Trump Administration Official Explosive Op Ed & Alex Jones v. Marco Rubio

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The Trump administration official explosive op ed dropped, as POTUS sprayed loony, fascist diarrhea all about the oval office. Shitler raged against a “gutless” White House official who wrote an anonymous piece in the New York Times. RWNJ Info Wars…

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CrabDiving – Fri 083118 – Sharpton Rebuked Trump At Aretha’s Funeral & Trump Endangers Canada Trade Deal

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Sharpton rebuked Trump at Aretha’s funeral and the Crabs played the killer clip. Mueller snubbed Shitler’s attorney’s letter setting interview conditions. Supposed off the record comments by The Cheeto derailed the new NAFTA agreement with our friends to the north.…

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