Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 062818 – Rosenstein Schools Laughable GOP House Morons & ICE Whistleblower

DOJ dude Rosenstein schools laughable GOP House morons and the Crabs played the hilarious clips. Rod R. wang-slapped Republican goof Gohmert regarding an ignorant rant over FISA warrants. Legislator Ted Lieu had a drop mic moment during a needless hearing…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062718 – SCOTUS Justice Kennedy Retiring & Democratic Socialists Win Primaries

The main headline on Wednesday of SCOTUS Justice Kennedy retiring seemed like the apocalypse. MSNBC’s Chris Matthews engaged in a screaming match regarding a simple SCOTUS question. Online bettors see Brett Kavanaugh as the likely nominee from Trump to the Supreme…

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CrabDiving – Thu 062118 – Melania’s Tone-Deaf Jacket & America’s Getting Browner

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Melania’s tone-deaf jacket FLOTUS fail was discussed on this episode, as a heartless, GOP, hard-line immigration bill failed in the House. Fox-bot Stuart Varney complained that media should be covering Trump’s great victories, instead of negative media stories of children…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062018 – Trump Douses The Fire He Started & Methodists Un-heart Sessions

Trump douses the fire he started and expects the universe to slurp his sad orange man-sack. Migrant kids were drugged without parental consent at government institutions in the Republic of Texas. Trump got rid of immigration lawyers for child hostages…

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CrabDiving – Vile Republicans Defend Separating Immigrant Families & F*ck Trump

As vile Republicans defend separating immigrant families, the Crabs covered the shameful state-sponsored child abuse. Orange fascist Trump said Dems want illegal immigrants to “infest” our country. Shitler said some dumbass crap about shoes smuggled into Canada from the U.S.…

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