I just flew to #Florida to visit my folks. While no one was reclining shirt-less during the flight, there were plenty of folks on board that were never taught to travel in such a manner that doesn’t piss me off. BTW,…
On this episode, the Crabs are joined by comedian Brent Parris to discuss drive through funerals, the Joan Rivers selfie and the following: a funeral home is allowing you to pay your respects to the deceased from the comforts of…
The top ten friendliest cities in America as long as you’re white per Parade Magazine was discussed on a recent episode of the live streaming internet radio show, CrabNation. Here’s the clip: Before we start discussing this list, let me…
Whenever I visit the CrabDiving facilities, and stare at the guy form Graceland, I’m reminded of a time when my parents took me and my brothers to a flea market somewhere deep in the humid asshole of the lovely open-carry-state of Georgia.…
On this episode, the Crabs discuss the following stories about #murica: Ginsberg takes 35 pages to tell us we’re totally screwed; some dude in Florida is caught shoving cash in his coin slot; an idiot at the NRA “News Department”…