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CrabDiving – Tue 012120 – Trump’s Senate Trial Begins & The Constitution Is “A Different Language”

Trump's Senate Trial Begins

Trump’s Senate trial begins and the Crabs are there to cover every GOP Team Putin vote to suppress evidence. Midnight Mitch set unfortunate ground rules for impeachment which meant twelve-hour days of opening statements and didn’t including subpoenaing docs. Elizabeth…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112019 – Sondland Buried Trump, Giuliani, Pence, and Pompeo & Trump’s Crazy Notes

Sondland Buried Trump, Giuliani, Pence, and Pompeo

As the sane universe squirted its approval, Sonland buried Trump, Guiliani, Pence and Pompeo. Fox News’ Chris Wallace schooled a colleague on impeachment and the significance of Sonland’s testimony. Shitler sounded like a doped-up desperate Tennessee Williams character as he…

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CrabDiving – Mon 100719 – Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds & Judge Told Trump To Release Taxes

Backstabbing Trump Abandoning Syrian Kurds

Backstabbing Trump abandoning Syrian Kurds was the main headline covered on Monday’s podcast with in-studio guest comedian Michael James Benson. Our Slytherin President hailed his own “great and unmatched wisdom.” Mitt Romney called Cheeto’s Syrian decision a betrayal against the…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100219 – Trump’s Psychotic Meltdown As The Finnish President Watched & Alligator-Filled Moots

Trump's Psychotic Meltdown As The Finnish President Watched 2

Trump’s psychotic meltdown as the Finnish President watched was craptastic AF. Shitler said Adam Schiff couldn’t carry Mike Pompeo’s jockstrap, actually “blank”strap, during a meeting in the Oval Office. Cheeto once seriously suggested shooting immigrants coming across the border in…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092719 – Support For Impeachment Grows & The NRA Is Drenched In Russian DNA

Support For Impeachment Grows

The support for impeachment grows, jumping twelve points in a new poll. Trump continued his maximum-pressure Twitter war against the universe with a focus on the Dems. A gaggle of former national security officials signed a letter formally poo-pooing Shitler’s…

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