Tag: racism

CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

wild boar breaks into store ceiling

The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050415 – Pam Geller Breeds Hate, Chuck Norris To the Non-Rescue, Boring Orgy Statue

Mark Chatterly sculpture town called Orgy Statue

The Crabs kick off the week with their usual hilarity and rage.  Conservative ninny Pam Geller breeds hate which begets more hate.  Limbaugh sounds exhausted as well as insane whenever he opens his walrus-like yap.  Racist baller loses his mind and then…

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CrabDiving – Mon 041315 – Wayne Lapierre Well Paid Whore, Teachers Behaving Badly, Paltrow Mos Def All Heart

Wayne LaPierre says Hillary Will Bring Darkness - CrabDiving

On a very special episode of cops and teachers behaving real fucking badly, the Crabs cover the following: a big stupid xenophobic educator is busted handing out anti-Muslim propaganda; screw separation of church and state, come and get your Gideons…

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