Tag: racism

CrabDiving – Tue 051215 – Racist Says Buh-Bye To Obamaville, Glenn Beck Whitesplains FLOTUS’ Racism

goodbye Obamaville

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Senate Dems ain’t down with TPP.  A mayor is elected with the number “1” in front of his age.  RWNJs such as Glenn Beck consider free community college slavery.  Glenn Beck whitesplains the racism…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

wild boar breaks into store ceiling

The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050415 – Pam Geller Breeds Hate, Chuck Norris To the Non-Rescue, Boring Orgy Statue

Mark Chatterly sculpture town called Orgy Statue

The Crabs kick off the week with their usual hilarity and rage.  Conservative ninny Pam Geller breeds hate which begets more hate.  Limbaugh sounds exhausted as well as insane whenever he opens his walrus-like yap.  Racist baller loses his mind and then…

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