CrabNation busts out the following tales of #Murica on this episode: don’t look now but evil Koch tentacles are slithering into our schools; Bob Beckel, the one “lib” on Faux News, is a simpleton; the KKK tries to sweeten up…
CrabNation fires off their Independence Day festivities a day early by giving a much deserved big fat finger to the right. Plus these stories: FIFA is super worried about super wasted soccer fans; a suburb of Chicago is super infested…
Paranoid xenophobia is not the recent invention of the Tea Party. In the late 1800s, the Irish and Chinese were the ones of which we were supposed to be terrified. Now, of course, according to screeching GOP Chicken Littles like…
Representative Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) recent comments about the “inner city” culture of unemployment surprises nobody here at CrabDiving. Foisted upon our nation by the idiot constituents of Wisconsin’s 1st Congressional District, the weaselly congressman is relentless in his quest to…
White supremacists are outraged at Subway for making their bread less white. Due to the fine work by “Food Babe” blogger,Vani Hari, the quasi-healthy sandwich chain is now removing the bleaching agent, azodicarbonamide from the dough and bigots across the nation are…