Tag: religion

CrabDiving – Mon 011915 – Robert E. Lee Day Fail, Lindsey Graham Is A Tease, Senators Swim Naked

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On Martin Luther King Day, the Crabs rage about the following: Robert E. Lee, loser of the Civil War and human trafficker, gets a holiday cuz people are morons; Lindsey Graham is dipping an oh so-delicately manicured toe into the presidential…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011615 – QVC Declares The Moon A Planet, Louisiana Keeps BJ Ban, Sarah Palin Strips & Thumbs A Ride

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The Crabs get the weekend party started with these stories: footballer Michael Sam proposes to his dude at the Vatican #awesome; the Biebs and Selena Gomez are totes together again; simpleton Sarah Palin gets all sultry with a striptease as she…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010715 – City of God In Alabama, Jacking Jockey Jumps, Rush Goes Full Benghazi

Winfield Alabama declares God owns it - CrabDiving

The Crabs cover these stories: Winfield, Alabama has named itself “owned by God” #creepy; jockey jacks it on a deck then leaps from a second story with a dog in-hand; dad detained after throwing “Playboy style” party for his daughter…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010515 – Pat Robertson’s Woodshed Fantasy, Clinton’s Key Party, Otter Party

The Crabs rage about the following: Levi Johnston, ex-simpleton-suitor to Bristol Palin, claims he was pummeled by wife Sunny; Sarah Palin responds to criticism from PETA (for how she allowed her kid to stand on a dog) by reminding everyone that…

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