Tag: religion

CrabDiving – Fri 121914 – Gaylard Squeezes the Charmin, Bloody Mary Diamonds, Glenn Beck Oscar Moment

On this TGIF episode, Pat and Ryan go full jazz-hands, as they discuss the works of Andrew Lloyd Weber, Tim Rice, Cameron Mackintosh and Stephen Sondheim. We also cover these headlines: James Franco ain’t no James Flacco according to the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 121614 – Elizabeth Warren Demonic, Kathie Lee Cosby Kiss, Scientology Kids Strange

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover these stories: Elizabeth Warren is Satan according to the fair and balanced news; Sony hackers totally sux; Kathie Lee Gifford kissed but not raped by Cosby; Kansas preacher performs gay marriage ceremony and receives lethal…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121514 – Condom Up, I’ll Ride With You, RWNJ Marries Horse

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Monday’s CrabDiving includes the following stories: porn stars ordered to “condom up” in Hollywood; Aussies combat Islamophobia with #illridewithyou; Spelman College suspends the professorship of America’s funniest serial rapist; Leonardo DiCaprio is collecting all women despite a horrendous underbeard; RWNJ…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121014 – Rich White Guy Arrested, Gohmert Goes Full God, More Torture Report

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On today’s show, the Crabs are gobsmacked by the news that rich, white dude, Gary Southern of Freedom Industries, was arrested for typical rich, white dude shenanigans. Plus the following is covered: Louie Gohmert arranges for an anti-everything invocation; Fox still…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120214 – Dude Where’s My Scroll, Chocolate Farts, Mission From God

Tuesday’s CrabDiving brings the following stories: big biz put on probation in GA #shocker; dude…where’s my million dollar sea scroll; another GOP jerk is on a mission from a sky-god; LA school bus driver gets medieval on students #literally; children…

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