R. Kelly was convicted and hopefully Matt Gates is next. Mike Pompeo considered kidnapping and then assassinating Julian Assange. Morgues in Idaho are chockablock full of Covid victims. Actor William Shatner is going to space. The Crabs covered elections in…
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Unmasked spring breakers are flocking to the beaches and another coronavirus wave could be imminent. The racist Royal family is worried Meghan and Harry’s baby could be too dark. UK humans watching Oprah interview the royal couple were stymied by…
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Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…
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AG Bill Barr torpedoed Trump’s election fraud claims which could have possibly caused Man-baby’s well-worn starfish to spew poo in an explosive manner. GOP simpleton Ron Johnson demanded evidence of the lack of evidence of voter fraud. Bottom-feeding, murderous Trump-a-lo…
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Joe Biden’s acceptance speech to vanquish the orange rape-monster was covered in this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Teen Brayden Harrington shared his story of how Joe Biden helped him with his stutter. Senator Elizabeth Warren plainly stated that Postmaster…
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Jerry Falwell Jr.’s indefinite leave of absence from Liberty was surely due to photos that surfaced of the man-of-god posing with his wife’s pregnant assistant and both pairs of trousers were unbuckled. Stimulus negotiations stalled because Trump and the GOP…
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