Tag: religion

CrabDiving – Wed 030321 – Congress Canceled March 4th Votes Due To QAnon Loons & Right Wing Threats

Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120120 – AG Bill Barr Torpedoed Trump’s Election Fraud Claims & Ron Johnson Is An Idiot

AG Bill Barr torpedoed Trump’s election fraud claims which could have possibly caused Man-baby’s well-worn starfish to spew poo in an explosive manner. GOP simpleton Ron Johnson demanded evidence of the lack of evidence of voter fraud. Bottom-feeding, murderous Trump-a-lo…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082120 – Joe Biden’s Acceptance Speech & Postmaster DeJoy Spins BS To The Senate

Joe Biden's Acceptance Speech

Joe Biden’s acceptance speech to vanquish the orange rape-monster was covered in this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Teen Brayden Harrington shared his story of how Joe Biden helped him with his stutter. Senator Elizabeth Warren plainly stated that Postmaster…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080720 – Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Indefinite Leave of Absence & Trump’s Postmaster General Is Killing The USPS

Jerry Falwell Jr.'s Indefinite Leave of Absence

Jerry Falwell Jr.’s indefinite leave of absence from Liberty was surely due to photos that surfaced of the man-of-god posing with his wife’s pregnant assistant and both pairs of trousers were unbuckled. Stimulus negotiations stalled because Trump and the GOP…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071020 – Criminal Trump Commuted Criminal Roger Stone’s Sentence & Catholic Church Got Tons of CARES Act Money

roger stone pleads the fifth

Criminal Trump commuted criminal Roger Stone’s sentence. Public health experts said herd immunity from coronavirus in Alabama was unlikely. Most disapprove of Shitler’s handling of the pandemic according to recent polls. Amazon told their employees to delete Tik Tok from…

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