Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 020623 – Grammy Devil Costume Performance Sent Conservatives Into Fits

The Grammy devil costume performance sent conservatives into fits. Insurrectionist Ali Alexander declared blasphemy and Satan worship should be jailable offenses. Conservative wank-troll Matt Walsh blathered stupid crap about Satan and the Grammys as well. Bridge and beach closer Chris…

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CrabDiving – Mon 013023 – Manhattan D.A. Will Present Evidence To Grand Jury In Trump Campaign Finance Case

The Manhattan D.A. will present evidence to the grand jury in the Trump Campaign finance case. Zelinski needs more weapons to fend off the Russian invasion. The barbarians of Florida may get rid of the need for a conceal-carry permit.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011123 – GOP House Pushing Forced Birth Laws Despite Disastrous Midterms

The GOP House pushing forced birth laws despite disastrous midterms. Brazilian insurrectionists backing Bolsonaro have been detained in connection with the attack on their Capital. Meanwhile, the former strongman from Brazil has been chilling in Florida taking pics with MAGATS.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 122922 – Elon MusQ Is Embracing Batcrap Conspiracy Theories and Andrew Tate Got Busted For Trafficking

Elon MusQ is embracing batcrap conspiracy theories and Andrew Tate got busted for trafficking. Southwest Airlines apologized for sucking and screwing up everyone’s travel plans. Lying GOP legislator George Santos blathered more fiction because it’s a day ending in “y.”…

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