Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Fri 091815 – Obama’s Gay Army Secretary & Trump’s Xenophobic Crowd

Eric Fanning first openly gay army secretary

CrabDiving brings stories of Obama’s gay army secretary, as well as the news and headlines.  An apocalyptic iridescent cloud signals “end times” for RWNJ lunatics.  Trump says all the wrong things when dealing with a xenophobic idiot that says Obama is a Muslim.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091615 – Texas Islamophobia & Trump Compares Bible To “Incredible Movie”

texas islamophobia victim ahmed mohamed

On Wednesday, The Crabs sadly explore the depths of Texas Islamophobia and examine the headlines. The Mayor of Irving, Texas is a xenophobic jerk-off.  The NYPD Police Union says all the wrong things about wrongful arrest and battery of ex-tennis…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091115 – Ten Commandments Fail & Syrup Bottle Molester Rick Perry Quits

ten commandments fail

This Faithless Friday Pat and Ryan rejoice as both Pittsburgh and Oklahoma have a Ten Commandments fail.  Rick Perry’s presidential campaign says, “Bye Felicia!”  An empty Megyn Kelly chews the fat with a laboriously limp Ben Carson.  Justin Beiber’s Today Show appearance demonstrates…

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CrabDiving – Wed 090215 – STDs Spike & Kentucky Clerk Married Four Freaking Times

STDs spike

Pat and Ryan welcome long-time buddy, Mari M. into the studio as STDs spike in New York due to the closings of free clinics.  Jeb Bush fights Trump with a little español.  Homophobic, hateful Kentucky clerk has been married four freaking times.  Glenn Beck…

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