On Memorial Day, Pat and Ryan offer a couple of “crabby claws up” for our men and women in uniform. Meanwhile, they hope the hawks in Washington don’t lie them into another war. The Crabs also cover these stories: Poor Sheriff Joe…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS
Faithless Friday brings tales of a particularly disgusting dicks defending Duggar and Las Vegas quakes. Pat and Ryan also cover the following: The Hollywood Hick rings in on TLC putting the kibosh on 19 Kids and Counting cuz #gross. Mike Huckabee…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS
On Thursday, Pat and Ryan host a very Brony CrabDiving. They cover the following stories: with “inevitable” gay scout leaders, the Boy Scouts are slowly but surely getting a little more gay friendly. The line at Cannes to see 3-D cans…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS
Pat and Ryan share breastaurant tips and learn that gympie gympie (Dendrocnide moroides) should never be used as a T.P. substitute. Nebraska might stop frying humans. Bernie Sanders makes a lot of sense despite the stupid comments and questions of Wolf Blitzer. FOX…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS
On Monday, the Crabs highlight the usual RWNJ lunacy which includes these stories: Lindsey Graham, running for President, makes a slow, graceful entrance into the 2016 Republican clown-car. Glenn Beck trolls doomsday preppers. Chuck Norris explains how O-bummer litr’ally constructed an apocalypse. Jeb Bush thinks…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS
Pat and Ryan cover the following stories on today’s show: Nestle CEO sucks, wants to bottle more water and watch the human race slowly die of thirst. Somebody get Catalina Island a drink #literally. Jeb Bush tries even harder to have…
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | RSS