Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Wed 052015 – Breastaurant Tips, O’Reilly Allegedly Choked His Wife, TPP Sucks

twin peaks breastaurant tips

Pat and Ryan share breastaurant tips and learn that gympie gympie (Dendrocnide moroides) should never be used as a T.P. substitute.  Nebraska might stop frying humans.  Bernie Sanders makes a lot of sense despite the stupid comments and questions of Wolf Blitzer.  FOX…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051815 – Lindsey Graham Running, Jeb Backs Bigots

Lindsey Graham running for President

On Monday, the Crabs highlight the usual RWNJ lunacy which includes these stories: Lindsey Graham, running for President, makes a slow, graceful entrance into the 2016 Republican clown-car.  Glenn Beck trolls doomsday preppers. Chuck Norris explains how O-bummer litr’ally constructed an apocalypse.  Jeb Bush thinks…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051315 – Free The Nipple, Many Republicans Are Stupid, Police Pistols In Pisser

The Crabs cover the deadly Amtrak accident in Philadelphia, along with the following RWNJ train wrecks: A drowned pastor is a victim of #faithfail.  Rick Santorum believes anti-choice jerk-offs aren’t trying hard enough.  Christo-ninnies no longer allowed to teach abstinence only cuz…

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