Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 042815 – Shep Smith Ain’t Havin’ It, SCOTUS Hears Gay Marriage, GOPer’s Hard Times With Dick Pics

Tuesday’s Crabs include the following headlines: SCOTUS might end up on the right side of gay marriage; Twitter’s wallet thins a bit; Shep Smith at Faux News takes 0.0 crap from idiots like Eric Bolling; make my church sign in Okla-coma…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042715 – Pat Robertson Wisdom, ScroGuard & Latex Shirts, Ashes To Dildo

Pat Robertson it's ok if husband was accidentally gay once

On Monday’s CrabDiving podcast, Pat and Ryan welcome comedian and host of The Hollywood Hick show into the studios and they discuss the following stories: a Christ-a-ban jerk-off preacher says horrible things about victims of the earthquake in Nepal; Pat Robertson…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042315 – Christian Flag Creepy, Pharmacist Won’t Do Her Job Cuz Jesus, Huckabee Hard For Guns

On hump day, the crabs sink their pincers into the following stories: the new Muppets won’t be for kids; Pope Francis tangles with Murican Christo-ban ninnies; Faux News host like totally sucks; Walmart pharmacist in Taliban-esque Georgia refuses to dispense…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041715 – Feminist Won’t Be Photoshopped, Anti-Abstinent Tweeting, Suzanne Somers Vibrates

ohio school girl feminist shirt

#FaithlessFriday on CrabDiving brings these stories: a bunch of Christ-a-ban loons teaching abstinence-only sex education cold-busted on Twitter; Suzanne Somers tightens more than your thighs; Pat Robertson lays out the perfect child-beating fantasy; nobody told the Archbishop sex with kids…

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CrabDiving – Tue 041415 – Nestle Sucks & Swallows, Clinton Bashed By FOX, Dude Hard For Palin

California drought 2015

CrabDiving delivers the following stories: terrible Tantaros and her Faux News minions crack themselves up during a Hillary-bashing sesh; the drought in California is courtesy of the gays according to simpleton Michelle Bachmann; Nestle don’t need no stinking up-to-date permits…

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