Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Fri 032015 – Mega-Dump On Mega-Church, Fukushima Fuked, Abortion Is Causing Drought?

California drought map Jan 2015

This #FaithlessFriday, Pat and Ryan take a mega-dump on a mega-church pastor without the pleasantries of Saran Wrap. We also cover these stories: a Catholic church in San Francisco does the bare fucking minimum for the homeless; California wave bu-bye to H20;…

Play

CrabDiving – Wed 031115 – Oklahoma Quits Marriage, Jerk Jindal Wants A Biden Sorry, Bible in Texas Schools

Texas high school prayer - CrabDiving

On Wednesday, the Crabs pinch off the following tales of RWNJ buffoon-ary: good riddance police to chief Thomas Jackson of Ferguson; Okla-coma is so scared of gay marriage, the knuckle-draggers in the state house decided to get rid of weddin’ licenses altogether; nobody…

Play

CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

Play