Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Thu 090122 – Trump Insists He’s Not A Slob and Kept All His Stolen Top Secret Files Neatly

Trump insists he’s not a slob and kept all his stolen top secret files neatly. In Russia, Ravil Maganov died from “falling out” of the sixth floor of a hospital window. GOP scumbags are trying to ruin Biden’s debt forgiveness…

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CrabDiving – Fri 082622 – Trump’s Ironically-Named Truth Social Should’ve Checked Its Trademark Availability

Trump’s ironically named Truth Social should’ve checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusing the fascist letch of living the worst post-presidency life ever. President Biden said…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082522 – Election-Denying GOP Babies Are Going Door-to-Door To Prove They Didn’t Lose

Election-denying GOP babies are going door-to-door to prove they didn’t lose. A Missouri school district goes full Game of Thrones by reviving the archaic act of “paddling.” Former pitcher and current Islamophobe Curt Schilling ripped student debt forgiveness citing a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 082322 – A Mar-a-Lago Weekend Package May Include Nuclear Sub Location Info

A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump’s weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at the Winter White Hosue. The former Twitter…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081122 – Paranoid Old Crook Trump Fears People Around Him Are “Wearing Wires”

Paranoid old crook Trump fears people around him are “wearing wires.” An armed MAGAT attacked the FBI building in Cincinnati with an AR-15. Merrick Garland personally signed off on the Mara Lago raid. In retaliation to the raid on Trump’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080522 – Indiana Republicans Went Full Christian Taliban In Their Abortion Ban Arguments

Indiana Republicans went full Christian Taliban in their abortion ban arguments. The obese mega-yacht ordered by one percenter Amazon Czar Bezos slinked off in the darkness and out of Rotterdam. A woman-hating fascist legislator from Indiana argued to require non-viable…

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