The Crabs cover these stories: Rand Paul is a kook about common core; simpleton GOP’r Thom Tillis is for less government by way of more signs; Glenn Beck doesn’t disappoint in his moron-i-tude regarding anti-vaxxers; corpulent Chris Christie is opting…
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The Crabs cover the following Friday headlines: Romney pushes the down button on his car elevator and parks his 2016 Presidential campaign in a disgustingly awesome garage; ebola…coming to a theatre near you, if you live in California; the Ganja-Gold-Rush is in full-effect in…
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The Crabs cover the following shenanigans: sad Sarah Palin feels like the quasi-right-wing Fox “News” is turning her into a joke; Alex Jones foresees a Cruz-Palin ticket in 2016; a white, racist county official in Virginia refers to a journalist…
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On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following: the giant snow penis of Texas Tech has fallen #sadface; a cop and a fireman squeeze off rounds from their stupid AK-47 and accidentally hit someone’s house but it’s cool #crimingwhilewhite; Fox “News” ain’t…
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On Monday, Pat and Ryan dispense with these tales from RWNJ-Ville USA; Sarah Palin says lots of words for 35 minutes without the shackles of coherency; Obama’s approval is raising the roof; Floridian attempts to go bare-beaver and crashes; say…
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In this clip from the CrabDiving live, daily radio show, Ryan and Pat laugh at the faux-Christian butthurt on display from two snake oil salesmen: Mike Huckabee (pretending to run for president in order to sell copies of his dumb…