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CrabDiving – Fri 013015 – Christians Behaving Badly, Paltrow Poon Pruned, Faithless Friday Celebrates Stephen Fry

Romney bails on 2016 election

The Crabs cover the following Friday headlines: Romney pushes the down button on his car elevator and parks his 2016 Presidential campaign in a disgustingly awesome garage; ebola…coming to a theatre near you, if you live in California; the Ganja-Gold-Rush is in full-effect in…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012715 – RIP Snow Penis, Duggar Dick Moves, Gohmert’s GOP Gals

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On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following: the giant snow penis of Texas Tech has fallen #sadface; a cop and a fireman squeeze off rounds from their stupid AK-47 and accidentally hit someone’s house but it’s cool #crimingwhilewhite; Fox “News” ain’t…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012315 – Mickey Got Measles, White Genocide Ain’t Real, S.P.U.K. No Spew

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The Crabs pinch off the following stories: anti-vaccination numbskulls are bringing measles to Mickey; white supremacists are flinging freezer bags full of rocks, tootsie rolls, and hate newsletters at homes in an attempt to recruit fellow bigots; according to a…

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