The Crabs are joined in-studio by comedian Rick Wood and cover the following stories: the Earth is hot hot hot; an RWNJ African American Cowboy dude running for public office in Nevada has gained the support of Cliven Bundy; a…
To wrap up the week, the headlines topic of hurricanes led Ryan & Pat to a lengthy Fabian retrospective and the following stories: dullard Louie Gohmert says Democrats are deploying ebola in a War on Women Nurses; Glenn Beck’s studio is…
The Voice of the Crabs joins Pat and Ryan in-studio and discusses the following tales of woe: Rick Scott might not be particular about the color of his M&Ms but damn…don’t bring a personal fan onstage; Pat Robertson warns his…
On Tuesday, CrabNation dispenses with these headlines: it does not compute for Selena Gomez that her hot chick super powers are not working on Justin Bieber #pullout; Los Angeles and Chicago are full of rats; #nowmorethanever we need a Surgeon…
This TGIF episode of the Crabs includes a rundown of the recent Sarah Palin family brawl in Alaska as well as these headlines: we are all purple penguins in the eyes of progressive education; across the pond, a dwarf took…
Thursday’s Crabs included the following stories: Tom Cotton warns of a plan by ISIS and the Cartel to take Arkansas #don’tflatteryourself; Mitch McConnell comes off as a turd on Sports Radio; RWNJ Phyllis Schlafly thinks Obama is turning America into…