Tuesday’s episode of CrabNation snaps off these headlines: the Secret Service should be less welcoming to the uninvited; reality star and simpleton Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on evolution #Imwithstupid; Olympian Michael Phelps awarded a DUI #oopsie; Colorado Supreme Court…
Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…
The Crabs welcome the weekend with these hard-hitting headlines: South Park gives the Redskins a taste of their own medicine; Values Voter Summit features a bunch of lunatic presidential hopefuls #clowncar; Derek Jeter walks off in style; perhaps the Ferguson…
Thursday on CrabNation delivers these stories: Ebola is coming to a theater near you; Eric Holder says TTFN; Bill Simmons suspended for talking and not beating; the great Richard Schiff shares a stage with Lindsay Lohan in Mamet’s Speed The…
On this hump-day episode, CrabNation is joined by comic Brent Parris and the following headlines are busted out: RuPaul joins fellow drag queens in their fight against the mighty Facebook; RWNJ Bryan Fischer wants all immigrants to convert to Jebus…
Tuesday’s CrabNation delivers the following hot news items: who knew Google was in bed with scary right wing orgs; Rick Perry and his stupid hipster glasses see a way Texas abortion laws could have saved the late, great Joan Rivers;…