CrabNation kicks off the weekend with the following stories: moronic militias threaten to block traffic at our borders; retirees are still paying for their college educations #insane; according to Phil Robertson of dumb Duck Dynasty, STDs are God’s penalty for…
On Thursday’s show, the Crabs are joined live-in-studio with Los Angeles comic, Brent Parris and the following stories are covered: Pat Robertson thinks young girls are being converted to the girl on girl lifestyle at an alarming rate #scissoreffect; Glenn…
Wednesdays CrabNation brings the following stories: a Frisbee golfer takes fire due to his poor tossing skills; Pat Robertson blesses a congregation that is locked and loaded for the lord #WWJD; Satanists in Oklahoma City will be allowed to have…
On this episode of CrabNation, Ryan calls Pat from the Redneck Riviera as they mull over the following tales of Murica: a dude in Australia goes for a swim and is eaten by a prehistoric man-eating sea monster; Ebola is…
CrabNation Monday brings the following headlines: Monday morning quarter-backing amateur dick blows the Jack Ripper case wide open; Bieber’s Canadian antics could land his bacon behind bars in Los Angeles; a bear traps a family in a camper for 2…
CrabNation Friday brings you the following stories: according to NASA, an asteroid will pass within 25,000 miles from the Earth #beerme; Damn Yankees front-man and resident lunatic Ted Nugent wants us to lock and load for an upcoming apocalypse; racist…