CrabNation kicks off the week with the following: a lunatic Neo-Confederate whack job thinks President Lincoln actually enslaved us all by ending slavery #YouBigDummy; Tennessee Supreme Court Justices survive an onslaught of evil Koch dollars; deep dippy thoughts from Coach…
CrabNation kicks off the weekend with these headlines: U.S. bombs Iraq #beentheredonethat; Texas deletes facts from textbooks to make them more friendly to sheeple that worship sky gods; a faux Democratic candidate wants the Bible back in school (like it…
On today’s show, the Crabs anoint Ann Coulter as the worst human ever, plus we cover these stories: a third grade teacher uses a book written by oxy addict, Rush Limbaugh to school her students on American history #killmenow; Alabama…
On Tuesday’s show, the Crabs discuss the following headlines: Senator gets high on Colorado’s own supply while doing government stuff; Congressman Mo Brooks is live from the War On Whites; Michele Bachmann is in favor of a 100% tax on…
On Monday, CrabNation covers the following headlines: Cliven Bundy said God told him to go forth and be a right-wing armed lunatic, burrowed away in a scary compound with a creepy redneck army; Coach Dave Daubenmire says you can’t be…
CrabNation brings you the following on this TGIF installment: the CIA is up to Senate Shenanigans #everybreathyoutake; Ann Coulter wishes Netanyahu had Obama’s job; perv Ted Nugent is being persecuted #poorme; the IRS is paying a visit to God’s house;…