CrabNation brings you the following on this TGIF installment: the CIA is up to Senate Shenanigans #everybreathyoutake; Ann Coulter wishes Netanyahu had Obama’s job; perv Ted Nugent is being persecuted #poorme; the IRS is paying a visit to God’s house;…
On Thursday’s CrabNation, the Crabs pinch off the following stories: Ted Cruz hosts a pizza party with all his RWNJ buddies to decide the fate of hungry, abused children seeking asylum in #Murica; Massachusetts is morphing into Mexichusetts according to…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you a cornucopia of kooks engaging in the following shenanigans: Governor Ultrasound, the dude that wanted any woman seeking an abortion to be probed, might have had some problems getting along with his wife #shocker; Ted Cruz leads…
Pat and Ryan offer a scathing critique of the Wonders of the World and cover the following stories on this episode: whether Mississippi likes it or not, the #RWNJ old white guy club has to let women have access to…
On Monday’s CrabNation, Pat and Ryan give thanks to the Satanists for out-thinking the pukes at Hobby Lobby #AllPraiseBaphomet. The following is also raged upon: according to Drudge, Ebola is only one plane ride away #Travelocity; god is smiting down…
On Friday, the Crabs bring you the following tales from #Murica which, like Iran still has the death penalty. We also cover these stories: Kentucky town bankrolls a gas station with tax dollars and the oil lobby loses their tar-balls;…