CrabNation says hello to hump-day with the following headlines: Rush Limbaugh has some gross opinions about women’s health issues #shocker; grandson shoots granddad #murica: Kentucky pastor is hired despite being a sex offender and offends again #Jesus; pop music dullard,…
The following stories are bandied about on this special RWNJ edition of CrabNation: Bryan Fischer says if you aren’t patriotic, it’s a sin #eatme; a guy sleeping in the stands of Yankee Stadium is suing everyone because the internet is being mean to him…
CrabNation welcomes Wednesday with a “Celebs Behaving Badly” trifecta of Kiefer Sutherland, Shia LaBeouf and Kat Williams. We also cover the following: the War On Women rages on despite the moronic comedy sty-lings of FOX’s resident pundit puke, Jesse Watters:…
In an unsurprising 5-4 decision today, the theocratic-fascist majority of the Supreme Court handed a victory to right-wing ninnies Hobby Lobby, allowing the privately-held, Christian assholes who own the company to opt out of paying for insurance that covers contraceptives…
In an amazing video clip on his Instagram, Glenn Beck let out his frustrations with the GOP for abandoning the lunatics in the Tea Party. Beck relieves stress in the way they “do it out west,” and calls for his minions…
Despite consensus of 97% of climate scientists, formerly-respected “news” paper The Wall Street Journal has published an editorial disagreeing. The shit piece was written by by Joseph Bast, president of the lunatic, science-denying Heartland Institute, and Roy Spencer who has…