Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Wed 030321 – Congress Canceled March 4th Votes Due To QAnon Loons & Right Wing Threats

Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030221 – FBI Director Wray Shot Down GOP Lies That Antifa Attacked The Capitol

FBI Director Wray shot down GOP lies that Antifa attacked The Capitol. Wray also explained phone data to the dimwitted insurrectionist Senator Josh Hawley. SCOTUS hinted they’d shamefully uphold GOP voter suppression. Despite the CDC asking folks to continue to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021821 – Ted Cruz Slithered Down To Cancun While Texas Froze

Ted Cruz slithered down to Cancun while Texas froze. Meanwhile, former Democratic presidential contender Beto O’Rourke organized wellness checks for elderly Texans stuck in the deep freeze. A bill in Cali would decriminalize magical mushrooms, LSD, ketamine along with other…

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