Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Thu 021320 – Bloomberg Is Getting Under Trump’s Thin Skin & Crying Jim Jordan

Bloomberg is getting under Trump's thin skin

Bloomberg is getting under Trump’s skin. GOP Representative Jim Jordan’s name surfaced during statehouse testimony from Ohio State University abuse victims. The Senate voted to rein in Trump’s power to go to war. Back in the day, Shitler would bombard Chief…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012220 – Coronavirus May Be A Cause For Concern & The GOP Senate’s Sham Trial Proceeds

Coronavirus May Be A Cause For Concern

The spreading coronavirus may be a cause for concern. Cocaine Mitch’s future doesn’t look so bright through the lens of impeachment. Virulent anti-semitic bag of yak goo Rick Wiles once again received White House press credentials, this time to cover…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012120 – Trump’s Senate Trial Begins & The Constitution Is “A Different Language”

Trump's Senate Trial Begins

Trump’s Senate trial begins and the Crabs are there to cover every GOP Team Putin vote to suppress evidence. Midnight Mitch set unfortunate ground rules for impeachment which meant twelve-hour days of opening statements and didn’t including subpoenaing docs. Elizabeth…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011520 – The House Sent Articles of Impeachment & Virginia Becomes 38th State To Ratify The ERA

House Sent Articles of Impeachment

As the House sent articles of impeachment to the Senate, the Crabs cover the historic day. New documents from Rudy Giuliani’s buddy Lev Parnas suggest that Trump’s evil cabal had the U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch under surveillance. Democratic…

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