Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Fri 042420 – Trump Pretended He Was Being Sarcastic About Injecting Disinfectant & The Onion Is Real

Trump pretended he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus. The satirical news site The Onion trended after a parody attempt in March proved true regarding the rapist-in-chief possibly approving cleaning products as virus cures.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042120 – Trump’s Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration & Kim Jong Un Health Rumors

Trump's Approval Is Dropping So He Banned All Immigration

Trump’s approval rating is dropping so he banned all immigration. After announcing he was halting immigration, man-baby was put on blast by Democratic lawmakers. Concern about the immigration ban was expressed by a Fox and Friends host worried about the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042020 – Trump’s Federal Government Hindering Certain States’ COVID-19 Response & Oil Plummets

Trump's Federal Government Hindering Certain States' COVID-19 Response

Trump’s federal government hindering certain state’s COVID-19 response is unimaginable. Three million masks purchased by Massachusetts were seized by the evil feds at the Port of New York. Moronic Trump supporters chanted “fire Fauci” at a lockdown protest in the…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040220 – COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide & Is Putin Writing Fox News Scripts?

COVID-19 Cases Pass One Million Worldwide

COVID-19 cases pass one million worldwide and the U. S. is the epicenter. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo continued to report the news despite fever hallucinations and a coronavirus infection. We learned Trump’s BFF Vlad Putin is proliferating fake news lies…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032720 – Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors & The EPA Says Pollute Away

Trump Thinks He Knows More Than The Doctors

Trump thinks he knows more than the doctors and questioned New York’s need for 30000 ventilators. The New York death toll jumped by 134 overnight. Sky-god-sucker Irvin Baxter said coronavirus was a warning from Daddy of Jeebus because of all…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032420 – Trump and Republicans Want Your Granny To Die For The Stock Market

Trump and Republicans want your Granny to die for the stock market. Shitler wants to end social distancing despite advice from the experts. The U.S. has been named the upcoming epicenter of the coronavirus outbreak. Italy’s death rate from the…

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