Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 121624 – America’s Latest Mass Freakout Is Flying In On Drones

America’s latest mass freak-out is flying in on drones and ninnies like Roseanne Barr screaming, “Project Blue Beam!” There was school shooting in America because our lawmakers value gun rights over kids. Don Jr. blathered niceties about his ex Kimberly…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111824 – Mars-a-Lago Filled With Bond Villains Like Joe Scarborough

The Mars-a-Lago guest list has been consistently filled by the worst of “Bond villains, but enough about turncoat bootlicker MSNBC host Joe Scarborough. The SCOTUS did something good in Alaska. President Elect Shitler’s advisers butted Nazi-heads over cabinet appointments. President…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111324 – Trump Plots The Destruction of America With Totally Insane Cabinet Picks

MAGA Mega-Creep Matt Gaetz's Troubles Are Mounting

Trump plots the destruction of America with totally insane cabinet picks. The Representative from Florida’s First District, who surely has the most DUIs in Congress and was facing an ethics probe for child-sex-trafficking, is Shitler’s pic for AG. Weekend, second…

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CrabDiving – Mon 110424 – Trump’s Campaign Makes Game of Thrones Look Like The Teletubbies

Trump’s campaign makes Game of Thrones look like the Teletubbies. No one in the Trump horde likes Lewandowski, Conway or anyone who is not themselves. Famed political expert Jon Ralston made a surprising prediction about the 2024 election. The opposite…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101624 – Trump’s Bizarre 39-Minute Music Listening Party

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Trump’s bizarre 39-minute music listening party looked like Walking Dead the musical. Leonard Cohen and Rufus Wainwright sent a cease and desist to the Trump campaign for spinning their song “Hallelujah” during the sway-break at the end of the so-called…

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