Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Fri 011025 – North Carolina Republicans Are Literally Trying To Steal An Election

North Carolina GOP circa 2025

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it’s a day ending in “y.” SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There’s a class action against PayPal’s online discount finder…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121624 – America’s Latest Mass Freakout Is Flying In On Drones

America’s latest mass freak-out is flying in on drones and ninnies like Roseanne Barr screaming, “Project Blue Beam!” There was school shooting in America because our lawmakers value gun rights over kids. Don Jr. blathered niceties about his ex Kimberly…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111824 – Mars-a-Lago Filled With Bond Villains Like Joe Scarborough

The Mars-a-Lago guest list has been consistently filled by the worst of “Bond villains, but enough about turncoat bootlicker MSNBC host Joe Scarborough. The SCOTUS did something good in Alaska. President Elect Shitler’s advisers butted Nazi-heads over cabinet appointments. President…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111324 – Trump Plots The Destruction of America With Totally Insane Cabinet Picks

MAGA Mega-Creep Matt Gaetz's Troubles Are Mounting

Trump plots the destruction of America with totally insane cabinet picks. The Representative from Florida’s First District, who surely has the most DUIs in Congress and was facing an ethics probe for child-sex-trafficking, is Shitler’s pic for AG. Weekend, second…

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